Do Televangelists Dream of Electric Imps?

"I lifted you from the tomb world just now and I will continue to lift you until you lose interest and want to quit. But you will have to stop searching for me because I will never stop searching for you."
- Philip K. Dick, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?

Is it a coincidence that the Pope's recent confirmation that it is A-Ok to believe in Aliens comes only shortly after a much rumoured space story had been spread: that the First Phase of the Milky Way's 12th Planet Nibiru is Due in the Fall of 2009? I think not.

Televangelists Jack and Rexella Van Impe have been, for the last 7 years or so, preaching almost exclusively about the coming Rapture and have recently narrowed down the date to the Inca calendar prediction of December 21, 2012. They then continue to quote the Bible as frivolously and emphatically as possible. Yet there is something out of place with these evangelical telemarketers. In other words, there's more to the Van Impes than meets the eye.

The name "Impe" is derived from the word "imp," a fairy-like creature often compared to a demon. Imps, in fact, have often been the name bestowed upon the attendants of Satan. The character of Pan has also been categorized as an imp in some cases, although Pan is Hellenic, not Germanic. But wait a minute, the faun is also considered one of the attendants of Lucifer is it not?
In Pan's Labyrinth, Pan is sent to the Earthly realm to help the Princess of Hell complete three tasks so that she can return home, in other words, so she can go to Hell. Pan's assistants are also fairy-like creatures, or "Imps". Together, the imp-like titular character and his impish friends make up a Messenger for Satan. Believe me, this goes deeper, or should I say, higher?

In his novel Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? (which conveniently takes place in 2021), Philip K. Dick writes of a character named J.R. Isidore, a human who was so effected by the "dust" that he was unable to emigrate off of Earth to Mars. Because of this he is called a "chickenhead." There is a scene in the book where Isidore, so tortured by the idea of life and death, falls into the tomb world where he sees dead things coming back to life, and is then brought back to life. Let's dissect shall we?
The name Isidore can literally be translated to mean "gift of Isis." Now, the Freedom Tower, which has an expected completion date in either 2011 or 2012, will have a huge light on the top of it which will appear to pierce the sky. It will also stand directly in between where Towers 1 and 2 stood. In this picture of Isis, we can see that she stood between two pillars as well.
And what will appear in the sky when it is pierced by the light of Isis? Why, her gift of course: Abraxas, the chickenhead. Isidore's resurrection is symbolic of the coming construction and lifting of the Freedom Tower into the sky to reveal to us the chickenhead.

Isidore's initials, J.R., also remind us of Jack and Rexella, the foreboders of what is to come.

Let's move back to Nibiru for a minute. It is said that the dwarf-star's complete orbit takes roughly 3600 years and that it should start to appear in our Southern Skies in Fall of 2009. As Van Demigod will tell you, this will cause 36 months of devastation and havoc for our planet. Which means that it all ends, in whatever way, at the end of 2012.

With the expectation of devastation and illumination ahead of us, the question still remains: what does this have to do with aliens? Well, let's just ask Dr. Rex.

Dr. Rexella Van Impe is a peculiar woman to say the least. If you were to only hear her talk you would think you were listening to your run-of-the-mill, every day Apocalypse preaching evangelist. Sigh... But then, when you see her, she has the same pear shaped head of say, oh I don't know, LAM? And the female messenger has yet another meaning behind her name as well.









Rex meaning King, Ella meaning Light. She is the King of Light. The light refers to transmittance of the sun's blaze on to the planets, and in particular, its increasing glare on Nibiru, the 12th planet, Planet X. Rexella is the King of Nibiru! And she is here on Earth spreading the message of the Rapture because she knows when, where and how it will take place. She is in fact, the overseer of the Rapture itself!

With all of this in tow, it is important to remember the root meaning of the word "Nibiru": ferry or crossing. The arrival of Nibiru, coinciding with the rising of the Freedom Tower is the crossing!

Gee, I hope I make it to the other side alive.

"The doors of heaven and hell are adjacent and identical."
- Nikos Kazantzakis, The Last Temptation of Christ