LaBeouf Connection

Last summer we all watched in a purely adrenaline fueled fascination as Sam Witwicky was caught in the middle of an intergalactic civil war fought in an American downtown setting filled only with beautiful people. In order to protect the All-Spark, or the Cosmic Cube of Elohim, Sam runs to the roof tops with a lit flare in tow and the cube at his side. Sam holds the Magician's pose in order to flag down a friendly neighborhood helicopter. While his magick fails to save his propeller-propelled compatriots, Sam does succeed in saving the world and his Autobuddies from ultimate destruction.
But Transformers did more than not satisfy moviegoers everywhere, it set up the cinematic masterminds to use Shia LaBeouf as a connect-the-dots pattern to find the mysterious symbolism found in both his films and in particular his roles. This article intends to not only point out the dots of this puzzle but connect them to reveal an image that could help decipher the 9/11 mystery.

The bumblebee is often a symbol for secret wisdom, and in the case of Sam Witwicky's favorite Autobot, Bumblebee is a messenger between worlds. Bumblebee is the first of the Autobots to come to Earth and quickly befriends and protects Sam from the dangers of the Decepticons. It is important to remember that in the building of trust between Sam and Bumblebee that the yellow and black striped transforming Camaro says that he is from the heavens. He does NOT say space. It is only through human mistranslation that this assumption is made.
It is also important to note that it is Bumblebee who harnesses the All-Spark into a smaller, more compatible version of itself and insures that it is Sam (Shia) who is entrusted with it after Bumblebee is injured. This is important because as the messenger between worlds and the one who holds secret wisdom, Bumblebee's inability to properly speak through out the film doesn't stop him from showing the audience that Shia is the one who has the magic and will know what to do with Elohim's Matrix Cube.
We now move ahead a year, to the release of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. So ya ya ya, we get why Shia's name is Mutt in the movie. Good one George, nice and subtle. But the Son of Indy takes on another role, the role of Horus. Horus, the Sky God, the distant one, the Conqueror of Set.

In my co-written article Indiana Jones: The Beginning and the End (written with The Wrong Way Wiz), we mention that Indy's putting back of the Crystal Skull on its skeleton is a ripple in the Osiris myth.But it also places Dr. Jones in the Osiris role. Similar to the way that Osiris is tricked into getting into a sarcophagus on the Nile River, so too is Indy fooled by the appearance of Doom-Town, and he quickly finds himself hiding in a lead-lined refrigerator/coffin in order to escape 'Ike''s nuclear blast. This is important to LaBeouf's characterization of Horus because as legend has it, Osiris is Horus' father.

During the jungle chase and exciting incidents including man-eating ants, high-risen cliffs and monkeys who love The Beef, Mutt finds himself in a sword duel with Cate Blanchett, or should we say BlanSET. While dear, old dad is busy doing the driving and beating up of gigantic Soviet assholes, Indy Jr. not only manages to take the Crystal Skull (or all knowing box a.k.a. Cosmic Cube) away from Set, Horus also ends up with a scar directly under one of his eyes, very similar to the way Horus loses his eye in his battle with Set in Egyptian mythology. It is important to note that this chase sequence ends with our heroes traveling downstream and down(water)falls, reflecting again the Osiris myth.

The All-Seeing Eye of Horus

In Trinity on all fours, aferrismoon notes that BlanSet, while attempting to extract Indy's thoughts, points to the location of the Third Eye. She gives up almost immediately, but she wouldn't have found anything anyways, for two reasons:

1. Indy actually doesn't have a clue what's going on

and

2. Indy isn't the one with the Third Eye, it's his charming son Horus who was bestowed with this gift.

"You're a hard man to read Dr. Jones" You're tellin' me sister.

Jake Kotze, whose recent fascinating articles on Will Smith and his association with what can be called the 9/11 Mega-ritual, pointed out in his Gemini article some interesting tidbits about Smith's upcoming film Hancock. Most notably is that a superhero is not at all dissimilar from being a modern day god, which in turn would make Hancock related to the Horus of yore. In the picture below, note that Hancock's hat has an Eagle image in the Third Eye location.
The Eagle, a hunting bird, is not entirely nay significantly diverse from another bird of prey: the Falcon, a.k.a. Horus, the Sky God (An interesting side piece, the Eagle is often used as a symbol for the Christian God as well). The shape of the eagle is also associated with Scorpio (as Kotze points out) and points out to the Galactic Center, or Stargate resonator. And while that's all fine and dandy for Kotze's Will 2K connect-the-dots, how does it fit into LaBeouf Connection? The answer is in the eyes.

Exhibit A - Hancock's sunglasses; they are an odd looking piece of facial apparel. Reflecting off of them is a Manhattan skyline with a glorious sunrise, representing the awakening of the Stargate or the bright piercing of the heavenly seal. But perhaps more significantly to this argument, the glasses resemble strongly the eyes of the Crystal Skull of Akator found on the Indy 4 poster, as well as making Hancock's head look like Aleister Crowley's pen pal Lam.

Exhibit B - Both Hancock and Mutt Williams play the Horus figure in their respective summer blockbusters. The eagle on Hancock's hat and the scar under the eye of Shia represent the Eye of Horus. The eagle is also strongly associated with Scorpio, and LaBeouf is stung and consequently crawled on by scorpions. To an unsuspecting viewer, this short scene ends as quickly as it begins, seemingly insignificant. It of course isn't. This is a direct clue into the true nature behind the characters of The Beefy One.

Exhibit C - Kotze's revelations of Will 2K's associations with the 9/11 incident, paying particular attention to the twin towers of today's letter: H, and the piercing of the sky by Sam Witwicky's flare in Transformers are both indirect images of Isis, piercing the sky with her crown/sword.
Exhibit D - On September 26, Shia's new movie Eagle Eye will be released.

Eagle Eye

Time to draw a few connecting lines. My good friend Wrong Way's latest piece The God That Ate Manhattan made outstanding insights into the 9/11 consciousness magnifying ritual through a focused attention to ENERGY via ORANGES. He was also the one who pointed out that Indiana Jones = MAN with HAT ON = Manhattan. Now a combination of both MANHATTAN + ENERGY naturally brings to mind the 9/11 incident. But while that event was both horrific and devastating, the second combination of ORANGE + INDIANA JONES will be the raising of the Freedom Tower with its bright light shining high in the sky, which is surely to be illuminating and wondrous. A sunburst exactly like the one in Hancock's sunglasses.

In the opening chase sequence of Indy 4, before he makes his escape Dr. Jones is asked if he has any defiant last words. He says, "I Like Ike," referring of course to President Dwight "Ike" Eisenhower. Returning to the refrigerated sarcophagus Indy finds himself in, the bomb that causes his trouble has that same phrase painted across it. Indy's line reveals to us the burst of ENERGY in MANHATTAN as Indy himself finds himself completely encompassed by the blow of "I Like Ike."

Thanks to aferrismoon for the availability of this picture

And before we even saw him as the Son of Manhattan, Shia LaBeouf was taking the form of the ENERGY by raising his flare sky high in Transformers. As he looks down from his perch in the heavens, the Falcon God Horus can see the true meaning behind the Nazca crop circles. It is important to remember here that Bumblebee said he was from the heavens AND that Indiana Jones and Professor Oxley mention that the crop circles can only be read from "up there" and that the aliens did not go to space, but "to the space between spaces."

While looking up to the heavens ourselves in anticipation of the 2012 event, we can finally finish our connect-the-dots puzzle. The constellations take their place as the dots to our connect-the-...

For starters, there's Dorado, which can be translated to mean Goldfish or Swordfish. Now, another name for Akator is El Dorado, the City of Gold. This is significant because it is Shia who enlists the help of Indy in search of this city. Remember that Gold can relate to Crown which can be retranslated to Sword which all refer to Isis.

Next we have Orion. Orion is referred to or thought of as The Great Hunter. Indiana Jones could be thought of as a hunter as he "hunts" for important artifacts, and Orion is not dissimilar from Osiris. Orion is also bordered by Kotze's Gemini.
And lastly, and perhaps most importantly, Scorpius. Scorpions stung Horus on the hand, and Indy/Osiris/Orion is the one who says that if a big one stings you it's no big deal but if a little one gets you, "don't keep it to yourself." Indy says this because in legend Scorpius is the beast that finally killed The Great Hunter Orion. Scorpius is a reference to Cate BlanSET.

If you've read Indiana Jones: The Beginning and the End than you will remember the resonating theme of resurrection. Remember as well that it was Set who killed Osiris and Horus who killed Set in revenge. Indy finds himself in the middle of the Doom-Town excitement because of BlanSet a.ka. Scorpius, and has to be "resurrected." But when the scorpion stings Horus, he only gets a scratch under the EYE and vanquishes his foe in the end when he gets away with the Crystal Skull during the Jungle Chase.

The resurrection of The Great Hunter Orion

And our finished picture is... the bird! The champion Horus, father to the pharoahs and thus to us all, the Conqueror of Set... ABRAXAS. The chicken just idly waiting for that damn egg to break, and to open that Stargate at last.

LaBeouf taking on the roles of both Isis in Transformers and Horus in Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull is the real connection! It's revealing and entertaining persona is in fact a riddle riddled with the anticipation of that fateful day, when the Chosen One will reveal himself to us all.

And so I ask... are you watching closely?

Do Televangelists Dream of Electric Imps?

"I lifted you from the tomb world just now and I will continue to lift you until you lose interest and want to quit. But you will have to stop searching for me because I will never stop searching for you."
- Philip K. Dick, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?

Is it a coincidence that the Pope's recent confirmation that it is A-Ok to believe in Aliens comes only shortly after a much rumoured space story had been spread: that the First Phase of the Milky Way's 12th Planet Nibiru is Due in the Fall of 2009? I think not.

Televangelists Jack and Rexella Van Impe have been, for the last 7 years or so, preaching almost exclusively about the coming Rapture and have recently narrowed down the date to the Inca calendar prediction of December 21, 2012. They then continue to quote the Bible as frivolously and emphatically as possible. Yet there is something out of place with these evangelical telemarketers. In other words, there's more to the Van Impes than meets the eye.

The name "Impe" is derived from the word "imp," a fairy-like creature often compared to a demon. Imps, in fact, have often been the name bestowed upon the attendants of Satan. The character of Pan has also been categorized as an imp in some cases, although Pan is Hellenic, not Germanic. But wait a minute, the faun is also considered one of the attendants of Lucifer is it not?
In Pan's Labyrinth, Pan is sent to the Earthly realm to help the Princess of Hell complete three tasks so that she can return home, in other words, so she can go to Hell. Pan's assistants are also fairy-like creatures, or "Imps". Together, the imp-like titular character and his impish friends make up a Messenger for Satan. Believe me, this goes deeper, or should I say, higher?

In his novel Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? (which conveniently takes place in 2021), Philip K. Dick writes of a character named J.R. Isidore, a human who was so effected by the "dust" that he was unable to emigrate off of Earth to Mars. Because of this he is called a "chickenhead." There is a scene in the book where Isidore, so tortured by the idea of life and death, falls into the tomb world where he sees dead things coming back to life, and is then brought back to life. Let's dissect shall we?
The name Isidore can literally be translated to mean "gift of Isis." Now, the Freedom Tower, which has an expected completion date in either 2011 or 2012, will have a huge light on the top of it which will appear to pierce the sky. It will also stand directly in between where Towers 1 and 2 stood. In this picture of Isis, we can see that she stood between two pillars as well.
And what will appear in the sky when it is pierced by the light of Isis? Why, her gift of course: Abraxas, the chickenhead. Isidore's resurrection is symbolic of the coming construction and lifting of the Freedom Tower into the sky to reveal to us the chickenhead.

Isidore's initials, J.R., also remind us of Jack and Rexella, the foreboders of what is to come.

Let's move back to Nibiru for a minute. It is said that the dwarf-star's complete orbit takes roughly 3600 years and that it should start to appear in our Southern Skies in Fall of 2009. As Van Demigod will tell you, this will cause 36 months of devastation and havoc for our planet. Which means that it all ends, in whatever way, at the end of 2012.

With the expectation of devastation and illumination ahead of us, the question still remains: what does this have to do with aliens? Well, let's just ask Dr. Rex.

Dr. Rexella Van Impe is a peculiar woman to say the least. If you were to only hear her talk you would think you were listening to your run-of-the-mill, every day Apocalypse preaching evangelist. Sigh... But then, when you see her, she has the same pear shaped head of say, oh I don't know, LAM? And the female messenger has yet another meaning behind her name as well.









Rex meaning King, Ella meaning Light. She is the King of Light. The light refers to transmittance of the sun's blaze on to the planets, and in particular, its increasing glare on Nibiru, the 12th planet, Planet X. Rexella is the King of Nibiru! And she is here on Earth spreading the message of the Rapture because she knows when, where and how it will take place. She is in fact, the overseer of the Rapture itself!

With all of this in tow, it is important to remember the root meaning of the word "Nibiru": ferry or crossing. The arrival of Nibiru, coinciding with the rising of the Freedom Tower is the crossing!

Gee, I hope I make it to the other side alive.

"The doors of heaven and hell are adjacent and identical."
- Nikos Kazantzakis, The Last Temptation of Christ

Indiana Jones: The Beginning and the End

"I am the Alpha and the Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last."
- Revelation 22: 13

In almost every religion or belief system is the promise that we will live again. Scratch that. Every religion. The origin of the religious interests of all peoples is at the heart of the adventurous spirit of Indiana Jones. Our investigation follows Indy step by step through his latest escapade in Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.

Let's start where every story starts - the setting, namely, an American desert, 1957.

You have to wonder whether the scientist in Dr. Jones would have noticed a subtle change on the American symbolic landscape in the early 1950's: namely the appearance of the Babalon Star.

Throughout the early 50's, the police installations in major American desert areas adopted the use of a seven pointed star for its shield. You will find these appearing at this time in California, Nevada, Arizona, Utah and Texas. Now, as all tin hats know, there were two distinguished happenings in these desert areas at this time: the testing of nuclear weapons and the alleged discovery of alien wreckage. Please note that around this time Americans and indeed people of the world were being conditioned to the alien presence in such classic films as The Day The Earth Stood Still which came out, coincidentally, in 1951.

Putting first glances and obvious arguments aside, a deeper look into the coinciding happenings of the outer-worldly appearances and the changing of the police shield from 5 or 6 points to the never before used 7 pointed star reveals all. Perhaps more than you want to know.

The key number is 51. Alien buffs and U.F.O.-headz do not need further schooling. Would you be shocked to know that the number of degrees separating the points of a 7 pointed circle is 51 degrees? OK. Keeners will note this is not an exact figure. The exact figure is 51.42857.

Late May 13th, Catholic periodical The Roman Observer reported that Pope Benedict and the Church at large accept the possibility of intelligent life off-earth. This report went worldwide May 14, 2008. Please note that May 14, 2008 fits our key figure to the third decimal. 5-14-2xx8. This leaves us with the 57, the remaining digits, which brings us back to Dr. Jones.

'57 is not only the year of Indy's close encounter of the third kind, it is also the exact number of years since 1951. 1951 plus 57 years is 2008. The auspicious year of the papal announcement that aliens are ok, and just one week before Indy's return to the big screen. Icing on the cake: later this year the release of the remake of The Day The Earth Stood Still.

Sweeter still, consider that the digits 1, 9, 5 and 7 total 22. 22 is an occult number of supreme significance. Do your own research but we give you this tidbit: 22 over 7, which is the integral fraction used to denote Pi, produces the same repeating decimal strand as in 51.42857: namely, 3.142857. The number 142857 has magickal properties to delight the mind. It is a cyclical number which is especially significant in the light of the Alpha and the Omega sequence that promises resurrection. The theme of resurrection is critical to the theme of Indy's adventure.

The word "Return" is the pivot to Indiana's resurrection. Not only is it a strongly repeated word through out the entire film, it even merits a title selection on the soundtrack. Indy's "return" is represented three times within the film's first thirty minutes. First, by the appearance of the film itself. It's been 20 damn years after all, since the so-called 'Last Crusade'. Second, we are introduced to the older and wiser Indy as his disheveled corpus is pulled from the trunk of an army Studebaker. And finally, he will emerge from a lead-lined refrigerator would-be coffin that saves him from the certain death of Oppenheimer's Doom-Town countdown.

But the "return" is not exclusive to Indy, as he himself points out in the film. The task to return the Crystal Skull to its rightful place leads Indy and his audience into the revelation of the Last Supper and resurrection, encoded as 13 aliens at rest becoming One Living Alien who ascends to the heavens at the film's climax.

The revelation of which we speak is by no means just any revelation, but the revelation. This is supported by some good old fashioned synchro-mystic resonating. We accept that Aragorn, the King who Returns, is a simulacrum of King Arthur, the once and future King. Please consider the following with appropriate amazement: actor John Hurt was the voice of Aragorn in Ralph Bakshi's animated The Lord of the Rings. Hurt further resonates King Arthur as Harold Oxley in Indy IV. It is in his role as Magnanimous Cuckold that this connection is proven. For just as King Arthur was cuckolded by his adventurous friend Lancelot, so will Oxley be cuckolded when Indy marries Oxley's stand-in wife Marion Ravenwood.

The resolution of our resonation resounds as John Hurt's Professor Broom from Hellboy. We remind that the climax of Hellboy is concerned with Biblical Revelation and the memory of Professor Broom hangs heavy over the scene. Should we be at all surprised to find Hurt/Broom/Oxley embroiled with pesky Russians as he was in Hellboy at the end of Crystal Skull? For as the aliens escape the surly bonds of Earth, leaving no trace of their passing, Professor Oxley quips, "Like a broom to their footprints".

Upon his discovery of Akator, the place in which he is instructed to return the Crystal Skull, Indiana Jones finds himself in a room filled to the brim of its fedora with artifacts of every religion and culture. Indy jumps to an immediate conclusion, "They're archaeologists" and he is mistaken. It is not that the aliens have come to Earth to collect knowledge from us or learn our different teachings, it is that they have bestowed all of them upon us. They are the ones who have the knowledge to which we all aspire. That is why in all of his adventures, the powers of each artifact Indy seeks is real.

The movie seems to say that to gain the knowledge of these aliens that we too could ascend to higher knowledge or another dimension or who-knows-what?. However, because it is Professor Oxley's and Professor Jones' return of a missing piece to its whole that the story of Crystal Skull proves a ripple of the myth of Osiris, who was also troubled by a certain missing piece. Images of Osiris show a remarkable resemblance to the Crystal Skull we examine.

All of this in a single bite ought to prove, as it does to the authors of this piece, that Kingdom of the Crystal Skull is a nigh on to blatant initiation into the ancient mysteries of Babalon.

And the candle on our cake... Aleister Crowley. Crowley of course designed the 7 pointed Babalon Star seen here.

Take a look at Crowley's good buddy LAM, seen below, with whom Crowley claimed to communicate. Get it through your SKULL! We're not talking about fiction here.

Written by The Sister's Son and The Wrong Way Wizard

This article is rated 23% Evil and 77% Good by The Sect of Homokaasu

The Key to Reserva: Clash of the Titans

I recently stumbled upon an incredible short film called "The Key to Reserva." Get this: It is a Martin Scorsese directed picture based devotedly on three and a half perfectly preserved pages of an Alfred Hitchcock film.

Scorsese makes a few statements at the beginning of the short about how he means to precisely follow Hitchcock's advice. In other words, this is Martin Scorsese's Alfred Hitchcock movie. Check it out here.